Proof that Shakespeare was a dirty man who needed to be laid.

I am getting so lazy with these lately...


From Twelfth Night:

MALVOLIO
(picking up the letter) By my life, this is my lady's hand
these be her very C's, her U's and her T's
and thus makes she her great P's.
It is, in contempt of question, her hand.

Sparknotes said:
This is an obscene joke. Malvolio unwittingly spells out "cut," Elizabethan slang for vagina, which is what she uses to make her "pees."

HAHAHAHA